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February 2008
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officious: Dictionary.com Word of the Day
officious: meddlesome.
Warrant Officers
New voting scare - voters with outstanding warrants or unpaid parking tickets face arrest by undercover officers stationed at polling places.
woo!
Working the desk on the weekends means I can bring in my laptop and rubicund: Dictionary.com Word of the Day
rubicund: inclining to redness; ruddy.
Loan Arranger
Did Barack Obama file a lawsuit to require banks to "make loans to poor people"?
Breast Cancer Patient Protection Act
Update on the status of a Congressional bill to require insurance companies to cover a minimum 48-hour hospital stay for patients undergoing mastectomies.
volte-face: Dictionary.com Word of the Day
volte-face: an about-face.
You'll Need to Read My Dissertation to Find Out!
Coworker #1: Well, Asians make the best trannies.
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Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2008-10-03 It's a Bad Influence on South
Lady coworker: I don't like the direction "west."
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Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2008-10-03 Can I Talk to You Later, Mom?
CSR on phone: No ma'am... If I was out trying to bang my dick in a bar I wouldn't take the time to call you back.
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Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2008-10-03 How Do You Know When a Paperclip Chain Is Finished, Really?
Office worker: Wow, I almost finished something today!
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Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2008-10-03 Or an LCD Screen Television?
Confused coworker: So should I look for a baby girl, or another wife?
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Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2008-10-03 Harold Prepares for His Real World Audition
Sales manager, to himself in fake southern accent: Ah don't drink to drink! Ah drink t'git drunk!
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Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2008-10-03 You Probably Should've Stopped Breastfeeding Before Going Off to College
Programmer: I'm amazed that even now, you feel the need to keep on sucking.
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Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2008-10-03 And Squeezing My Frittatas
Female assistant: Quit staring at my taco!
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Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2008-10-03 ...When It Should Show Three Cherries and a Gold Coin
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Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2008-10-03 Credit Canard
Newspaper article from 1999 warns about potential troubles with Fannie Mae.
Flint and Tinder
E-rumor claims Detroit-area gang initiates are planning to shoot a woman in the head at a gas station in Genesee County.
littoral: Dictionary.com Word of the Day
littoral: on a coastal or shore region.
Horning in on Gideon
Money is sometimes left in Gideon Bibles by Christians looking to reward the next tortured soul who turns to the Good Book for solace.
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