http://feeds.reference.com/click.phdo?i=fb926dfe7d8f9a9789fd9443992ff0e7

http://www.dictionary.com/wordoftheday/archive/2009/11/07.html

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/nothing/veterans.asp

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010209.html

Boss: Sue, I need you.
Sure: Aw, boss, I need you too.

Alpharetta, Georgia

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010208.html

Chipper CSA: I'm showing you completely surrounded by the orange!

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: They'll Never Take Me Alive!

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010207.html

Male employee #1: I am going out on a date tonight with a 4'11" Filipina. She runs triathlons.
Male employee #2: That's short. You know, her head will be at about your stomach.
Male employee #1, after long pause: I kind of want her to break me.

Sacramento, California

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010206.html

Technology director: No, that's "u," as in "eunuch."

Columbia, South Carolina

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010205.html

Coworker to office: Woo-hoo! I'm almost done with my list! Then I'm going to have a little party with myself! Um... That didn't sound good.

Seattle, Washington

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010204.html

Office lady #1: I need a haircut like I need a hole in the head!
Office lady #2: Me too! I'm going to get one right now!
Office lady #1: Hey, so am I!

Ithaca, New York

Overheard by: i heart cubicles

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010203.html

20-something Italian male, loudly: Why do you think I never wear shorts?

Groton, Connecticut

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010202.html

Boss on phone: I dreamed about pork last night... Is that weird?

Adelaide
Australia

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010201.html

Worker #1: Hey boss, this safe is over 7 feet tall!
Boss: Oh, geez!
(calls worker #2 over)
He's saying the safe is over 7 feet tall. Do you went to measure it? Why did you tell me it was less than 5 feet?
Worker #2: Well, when I went to check it I could stand inside it and I'm 5'2"

Nederland, Texas

MovieTickets.com lied. Or, well, maybe they don't have more than 4 or 5 days worth of data.

But I AM going to go see Boondock Saints II tonight! Wooo! I watched the trailer yesterday and it made it look awesome (as trailers do).

And I will not be thinking of crossing over BDS and the BtVS-verse. Honest. No matter if Julie Benz is the FBI agent this time. *whistles innocently*

Current Mood: excited

http://feeds.reference.com/click.phdo?i=4ba4305b9f3c012fccdbd75ececf7136

http://www.dictionary.com/wordoftheday/archive/2009/11/06.html

http://ads.pheedo.com/click.phdo?s=4ba4305b9f3c012fccdbd75ececf7136&p=4

http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/stossel.asp

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010200.html

CEO: How big is yours?
Manager: I don't know, I'll have to check.

Freehold, New Jersey

Overheard by: Rob

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010199.html

Coworker #1: I don't want Grant to see my notes.
Coworker #2: You did say "notes," right? Not "nuts"?

Jenkintown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: It was a universal sentiment.

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010198.html

Coworker #1, walking down hallway: What's so wrong with beating dead whores?
Coworker #2: I don't really know what to say right now.
Coworker #1: See! In this morning's meeting nobody else said anything about it either. I was just saying that we need to stop talking about the budget because it's like beating dead whores. Like that saying goes. But the conversation just kind of stopped.

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Jen

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010197.html

Frustrated girl: My stripper shoes won't fit in my bag!

Surry Hills
Sydney
Australia

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010196.html

Coworker, ending discussion on Philadelphia's history: So the Liberty Bell was the bell people rang... when liberty came?

Ft. Lauderdale, Florida